- All your positive self-talk doesn’t work.
- You can’t talk yourself out of catastrophic thinking.
- Singing songs about disasters is disastrous.
- Your friends are telling you to snap out of it, but you have no snap left.
- You’re trying to get a grip on things, but you’re gripless.
- You can’t find the bootstraps to lift yourself up by, even if you knew what they were.
- Your melancholy is more like cholera than melons.
- You’ve been hoist in your own petard.
Maybe it is time to cry.
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Here are some tearjerkers, and songs about crying and tears.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=78eQbwe3-9o
Crying, k.d. lang
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cc8TI1KomU&feature=related
It’s Crying Time Again, Brenda Lee
(Try not to cry when watching this one)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00Ewb1QOo8
Crying Time, Ray Charles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EXYSuFHjw&feature=related
Baby Baby Don’t Cry, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iix0T5WSrp0
Cry, Johnny Ray 1951
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpfo21xP54g
As Tears Go By, Marianne Faithful 1965
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9w2hJIqUk
As Tears Go By, Rolling Stones
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SrG5xvaWeM
Crying in the Rain, Everly Brothers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz0Sscke9z4
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain, Willie Nelson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vaYOIKWYY
Tears and Rain, James Blunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUoDu_A7PIY
Tears on my Pillow, Kylie Minogue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHCl7SaHvlI
Misty, Johnny Mathis 1959
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4_2s9CrL28
Tracks of my Tears, Linda Ronstat, studio outake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Wp-BNNCxY
Teardrops on my Guitar, Taylor Swift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7DRtl6CTqc
Tears in Heaven, Eric Clapton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRsJlAJvOSM
Letter Full of Tears, Gladys Night and the Pips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtRI9_eTv6Q
Trail of Tears, Billy Ray Cyrus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HocYNVX4Twg
All My Tears, Emmy Lou Harris
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwjxeXVYsUg
World Without Tears, Lucinda Williams
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE2uEl_aB9E
Lonely Teardrops, Jackie Wilson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nEfuE8Pw4U
If the Jukebox Took Teardrops, Danni Leigh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1sNFaV-3P0
Tears Dry on their Own, Amy Wine house
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc
It’s my Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to, Leslie Gore www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4
96 Tears, Question Mark and Mysterians 1965
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTnaPa9BaA